"You smell like an acre of wet dogs!"

"Excuse me, sir. When's the baby due?"

"Don't ever change. I want to forget you just the way you are."

"Why don't you hop in your geekmobile and cruise for dweebs?"

Wendy and Tambry loved to make up silly trash-talk and use it on themselves just for laughs. In the past few months, Wendy had taught Tambry the art of using insults, put-downs, comebacks, slams, and sarcasm.